Living with someone five years older and calling them my groommate

Sneak peek of one of the smaller subplots in Mission Impossible: Dead Reckoning Part 2

Im dumb as fuck because I did not even think there were this many people in Idaho

It’s kind of astonishing how much better looking squidward got after he left the radical left

Can I get some movie recs, this is the type of shit I’ve been on recently Ultimately seeking the comfort of a well made film of a certain era but I’m down for whatever

Movies that take place where you’re from One scene was filmed down the block from my house where I walked my dog every night and saw a ghost

Never forget dry jacking to this at three in the afternoon when I was 15 and continually running to the door of the tv room to make sure my parents weren’t coming

(Carlos Mencia's why I left the left) Why I duhdee'd the dee 🧵

You're hot I mean they

Sleepy on a friday

I've had twitter deleted off my phone for two weeks now and unfortunately the brain yearns for the worms

LA FRIENDS! I am going to be in your town from June 5th - June 16th. Can I hop on any of your shows, podcasts, streams, or live events? I have that X factor and a good attitude and sometimes I work the audience up into such a frenzy that they smash up the place!

twinks vs dolls cigarette race back again

This is my top 100 movie list, I'm prepared to hear alternative suggestions or for anyone to get really mad at me

Why did Tom cruise do this?

Enough is enough