If y’all have or had the flu why tf do y’all be coming to work

Ngga your doctor can't whoop you, tell them u smokin and fuckin raw so they can accurately diagnose your scary ass.

No way they used the OReillys theme song but replaced “OReillys” with Ozempic 😭😭😭😭 niggas bout to get sued 🤣🤣

Need a bad bitch to force me to watch a show i wouldn't normally watch

No reporting. No story attached. No evidence. Just straightforward state propaganda.

Nothing fries me more than when a person brings up the fact that they killed Jesus, that doesn’t have SHIT to do with you

If you book a hotel for $200, you should pay $200. 
Today, we shut down hotel junk fees and surprise credit card holds. The price you see is the price you pay.

That is very convenient because I was looking for a way to squander my money, destroy my personal friendships, and further tear the increasingly fragile fabric of society, all at once

This graph shows a 1% increase in production. And yes, they think you are idiots.

If you think about it a lot of the fucked up shit we deal with today as a society can all be attributed to a couple of dickheads who thought to themselves “yo imagine how funny it’d be if…” and no one ever questioned them

Anyone saying “we’re cooked” or “nothings gonna change” is a loser or cia bot nigga grow some balls

Suddenly nobody cares about their data being harvested anymore when they can get a cartoon avatar. I just don’t get it 😂

onion person For anyone out of the loop

they are actively taking down videos of jd vance getting booed i don’t wanna hear yall say shit about chinese or north korean censorship ever again 😭😭😭

A massive projection titled “PEDO BOWL” appears on a downtown building tonight. 🎥 Credit: Vjaybombs

I love when I see a professional with a Ghanaian name

Whoever’s idea it was to make 3+ bedroom houses with only ONE bathroom. You’re a dummy BTCH

I still think i’m getting rage baited cause no way yall think this looks good 😭😭