{Ukiita manzi yako date then ashow up na skater-dress na rubbershoes za ngoma}

Lakini Strathmore babes wameiva tuseme tu ukweli,ukiwaona asubuhi wakipanga line kwa gate morning.. Bana my heart is unable to can😍😍

Happy Mashujaa Day to myself and all other kenyan veterans who put their life at stake to make this country a better place 💯💥

Your general when reading your tweet and after blocking you because your argument was too fire for him to engage. A COWARD!

Me after seeing Wangari Maathai with idi amin kissing My feelings for her :

@wa_mirugi Wangari Maathai @OGDedanKimathi Nigga needs an umbrella with this weather 😂😂

Wangari Maathai Na if i decide to come with my wife are things still going to be worse

[Morio akijikunakuna]

(me sitting next to a beautiful lady kwa mat) Conductor: Boss nikate fare ya mtu mbili? Me:

Kuna that beautiful lady anatutreatingi sisi single men. Huyo dem anakucall na anakutext always, hanaga ego ama drama but sasa ata unashindwa umcuff but pia unaona utaonekana petty, btw thats why most these men can't move on😁haha😂

Kuna time nilijiita kamukutano eti nijiulize nakuanga favorite human wa nani😂niliona heri nibuy gunia ya ndeng'u niipande NeoKenya niende nikizimwaga chini hadi Kihunguro, then nirudi na miguu nikiokota kamoja kamoja

Najiangalia vile nimekonda na kuna time nilikua sb's pillar of strength 😹hii maisha ni kujiaminia btw, haitaki hasira mabro😂

Ukiachwa, ukichezwa, ukituma fare ukue catfished,ex akimove on, ukipata ssup,ukipata mali ni mtaro, ukiwa na underperforming bf,ukisota, ukirealise wewe ni side dish, y'all just hit my dm, niko na songs very suitable, btw natuma na gmail juu sitaki mchezo kwa biz😂

When my hostel catches fire and I thought I lost my original charger but it was just my books and my WAEC certificate

I sometimes dial my own number just to listen to a real nigga talking.😎

Just seen an exhauster lorry written "Mafi-kizolo" 😭😭😭😭