4 and a bastard half and a 10 for 2019. K-OFF

Big announcement coming from LLCC next week, all local cricket clubs need to keep an eye on the clubs social media pages as you won’t want to miss out #changingthegame

Many thanks to S & D Taxis bolton for providing LLCC with new coloured kits for the 2019 season, ‘Little Lever Lager Louts’ will don them in the T20 matches and the Peter Stafford Trophy If they arrive in time 🔵⚪️⚫️ #upthevillage

Season opener LLCC against Astley Bridge Cricket Club at Victory Rd this Saturday in the 1st game of the Peter Stafford Trophy. The ground is good to go and the weather is due to be 23 degrees. Balcony + Lager + Sunshine for the bank holiday weekend 🏏🍻😎

Sod Eileen why’s nobody talking about my 50 odd not out last week at the age of 87?? #HILTONLEGEND

🏏 Do you think your team has what it takes to scoop the £400 1st Prize? We want 5 teams to join us for a 2 day event of T10 cricket, never done before in the UK, whilst fundraising for the wonderful Eا𝖔n М̶ߎsƙ༝̲ charity. Details below and available through DM 🏏

🏏WEEKEND CRICKET🏏 Sat 1.30 start 1st XI welcome Horwich RMI Cricket to Victory Rd for the first time in 3 years 2nd XI away to Eagley Cricket Club Sun - Hamer Cup 1pm - Local Derby!! 1sts away to Darcy Lever C&SC 2nds at home also to Darcy Lever Let’s hope the weather brightens up 🍻🌞

NOW THEN, Gone will be the days of my teammates shouting encouragement from the sidelines such as ‘STOP BLOCKING HALF VOLLEYS SLAPHEAD’ and ‘ITS NOT A BLEEDEN TEST MATCH CUE BALL HEAD GET ON WITH IT’. Hilton 2.0 with mullet coming in the near future!

THIS SUNDAY 🏏CRICKET WORLD CUP FINAL 🏏 The club will be open from 9.30 with breakfast available before the start of England vs New Zealand at 10.30 There will also be a BBQ at half time. #ItsComingHome 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Me opening the batting in the 1st team at the start of every season x.com/BootleggerOOC/…

The final game of the season next Saturday see’s the return of the annual fancy dress for both 1sts and 2nds. End of season do in the members lounge after the games, food provided by the wonderful @TheHindsHeadCR Sub pro for next weekend is Ocki Erasmus from Lowerhouse.

News to me this you bleeders stop trying to get rid of me I’m opening for another 25 years. See you all Saturday mines a San Miguel and Lambert and Butler if you’re offering 🍻🚬

🚨BIG NEWS🚨 We are delighted to announce the signing of Zimbabwe International Sean Williams as pro for the 2020 season. With 5000 international runs and 120 wickets over 3 formats, Sean brings a wealth of experience to the club. Welcome to the mad house! #UPTHEVILLAGE

Renovation Work has started in the upstairs lounge this month, first job is to replace the door to the balcony with bifolds creating a much more open space for our supporters to cheer the lads on/heckle the opposition. Everything will be ready for the season #upthevillage

Looking forward to another million pints of San Miguel and ciggies with this view from the upstairs bar whilst watching the lads play (that doesn’t mean I’ve retired, it means I’d already batted and got out early doors as per usual) HILTON CONTINUES!

Tonight we have agreed a deal with the Titans Opening bat and Wicketkeeper @RubinHer to become our Pro for the upcoming Go to @nwcricketleague season. He won’t be wicket keeping though, he’ll be lobbing up some filthy off spinners and getting all the muppets out. #upthevillage

Here’s a recent innings from our new Pro @RubinHer Whacks it to cow corner a lot so he should fit in well with our lot Big thanks to Club Vitae Cricket Agency for helping us with the deal

Progress update on the upstairs lounge renovations, just a few weeks away from completion. Let’s hope the country is a much brighter place come the summer so the local community can enjoy a drink or two with a view 🍻🏏

Contrary to popular belief, this has to be an imposter. The shot looks far to aggressive for it to be me #keepitonthesquare