Thank you for calling Lankedin, this is Walter. How can I help you today?

Does this kick ass or what?

Starting a titty bar at Ole Miss named Boxford.

Do I throw $200 on Kansas State or Iowa State?

She left me on read La’Quartrius Hemmingway

All these people are getting butt-hurt over my map of where I’d live. Good thing it’s where I want to live and not where you’d want to live.

I can’t wait for my midlife crisis

Just had a physical and forgot I was wearing Snoopy underwear…

Me leaving work on payday knowing damn well it’s all going to happy hour beers.

Me convincing my boy to hit on the 3/10 before the bar closes

They don’t know about the effect that I’ve had on this. #mashingchum

What drunk driving feels like

Self dox

Spider Kelly’s, I am inside of you.

BALLLLLLLL BALLLLLLLL

Bad weather in Dublin

THERE IS LIFE FOR KANSAS STATE

Shut up and change my oil