When you go to merge and check your blind spot and someone is actually there

nothing will ever feel like this day again

I've never sen anything more accurate

Pressing Notify Anyway when my friends are on DND

mwehehe

I love when a man is funny

That’s exactly how it feels trying to sleep the night before a big event

A girl was streaming and her cat started reading the chat

Congratulations on working 40 hours! You are now free to dissociate for 2 days

- ¿Drake? - ¿Qué? - ¿Dónde está el cuerpo de Cristo?

me at my big age waking up to an easter basket

realizing there are kids using my birth year to lie about their age

TOMORROW IS MONDAY AGAIN

I hate when you're looking for apartments to rent, you find one reasonably priced and then you realize they're Senior living apartments. I mean, I'm in bed by 9pm and I get up at 5am. I QUALIFY.

If Garfield was real he’d look like this im convinced

when u accidentally block an intersection and everyone is staring at you

When somebody tell me to do something I was literally already about to do

still remember the buzz I felt watching this scene for the first time 🙂‍↕️