BTW, I ride with Satan.

Please keep me in your prayers. I'm suffering through....ahahahahahahahaha....I couldn't do it with a straight face. Fuck you.

I am damned determined to do better; I'm going to completely change the way I do things. Fuck the system.

He gives me chills. Truly a fucking god. At 4:30 in to the video you cannot deny. Eminem - "Rap God": youtu.be/fySaWH6qIVg

It was such a simple command. sudo apt-get install exfat-fuse. Damned be you for not supporting exFat. WTF? What is this, 2010?

The donkeys can suck it. This game is awesome so far. #Chiefs

Facebook locked my account down saying I'm a fake person. How insulting. #GoTwitter

After Germany surrendered in WW2, people in Moscow partied until the entire city actually ran out of vodka.

I hate that I eat at McDonalds. Please shoot me. And that fucker that ran me off the road on my bicycle earlier today. Shoot him too.

GO Kansas City Chiefs

I think I'll start watching this Breaking Bad show everyone is talking about. Or maybe I'll listen to Gaga. No. Definitely Breaking Bad.

I wonder if Lady Gaga could suck a golf ball through a garden hose. Where's the sex tape?

TOUCHDOWN BITCHES.

Alex Smith with a 6 yard touchdown pass to Dwayne Bowe. KC 7 DEN 10. #KCvsDEN #SNF

I just ate a box of Swiss Rolls. Shit. I better slow my party roll.

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The Chiefs are losing so I took my sleeping pill. Eyes half open. Head drifting to the left. Much typos. Need to sleep. Good times.

Twenty years from now, you will be more disappointed by the things you did not do, than by the ones you did.

“UberFacts: Cursing raises our pain tolerance by about 50%.” Fuck it.