Johnny Waco (@wacojohnny) 's Twitter Profile
Johnny Waco

@wacojohnny

Professional comedy writer

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calendar_today28-05-2011 05:17:55

10,10K Tweet

498 Followers

487 Following

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Brothers #MikeMyers and #PaulMyers drop by for a mini Wayne’s World reunion, they chat about the legendary John Candy, why Canadian comics seem to succeed & much more! Dana Carvey David Spade Full ep: tinyurl.com/bdd92dw6

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I’m going out with a TV show I created. Very excited. Also I have 4 original screen plays. We need more comedy. What comedies made you laugh embarrassingly out loud? In the theaters for me were ‘Something About Mary’, ‘Team America’, ‘Dumb and Dumber’, ‘Old School’.

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Well, Jefferson is going to leave this team. Put in the ghost of Louie Anderson or a rock or a mall kiosk or a fart at this point.

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I feel bad for Brosmer having to try and salvage this mess against a Seattle D in Seattle. That being said I say we draft Carrot Top. He plays naked and throws turd logs into the eyes of the other team. There. Solved the season.

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A 4-2 victory for our #U23WNT over England to close out their final camp of 2025! ⚽️ 2' - Emeri Adames ⚽️ 44' - Maddie Dahlien ⚽️ 57' - Sarah Weber ⚽️ 72' - Ally Sentnor

A 4-2 victory for our #U23WNT over England to close out their final camp of 2025! 

⚽️ 2' - Emeri Adames
⚽️ 44' - Maddie Dahlien
⚽️ 57' - Sarah Weber
⚽️ 72' - Ally Sentnor
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A strong international window for the U23s. Sentnor, Adames, Dahlien, & Weber showed exactly why their stock keeps rising. 🇺🇸🔥

A strong international window for the U23s.

Sentnor, Adames, Dahlien, & Weber showed exactly why their stock keeps rising. 🇺🇸🔥
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Still not drinking booze. It’s really great but I’ll never judge people for shredding cocktails. Things I do/don’t miss: - eating Hot Pockets at 4am. - falling off a karaoke stage. - mystery vomit on the floor - did I fart or do I just smell like that? - who bought a cheetah?

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I’ve been watching two Christmas movies a night since December 1st.. overkill? I haven’t been this much into the Christmas spirit in years… anyone else feel the same this year?! 🤷‍♀️🎄🥰

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Off the road for a while and back on Cameo Wood for the holidays. Maybe you want a holiday greeting? Maybe a new year cheer? Possibly a fart chant? Perhaps a motivational crap? Or maybe I can tell your cat to fuck off.

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Nobody has ever released a Thanksgiving album. If a band would release an album of totally original Thanksgiving songs who would you pick? I’d say Gwar, Radiohead or maybe Def Leppard 😂

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As part of Players League, participants learned from professional athletes about areas such as mental health. Maddie Dahlien highlighted the importance of standing true to one’s journey, not letting social media or others dictate your path. #NextGenAthletes #InspiredByAthletes

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That was maybe the most insane football game I’ve seen. I am fully behind and happy for Sam Darnold. I’m happy for Seattle. Great comedy town. Vikings fans are you team Darnold or the Bears or juicy Lucy crop dusting Menards?