holiday buying guide (what to get [ ] for christmas)

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[to person on ladder hanging christmas lights] Could you get me a bird while you're up there?

aware of the ORB, which

me in the morning

if my car blows up, arrest every all my dumb fuck followers, put their ass in handcuffs, they are all complicit, they are all so nasty to me

going all in (buying stock in every pretzel)

behemoth alert

what happened to everyone

So cool how Olen Smuk has cleaned the hell out of this place so I don't suddenly have 5 bots following me every day.

is anyone else still on the Internet?

#corners

thank you for idolizing scarecrows

delivery me some better feels

everybody still saying dumb shit, I see

don't call it a corndog

there used to be a shape here

imagine moving out past any part of myself