Sorry for this pointless post, but I’m proud of our pumpkins. :-)

Thank you QvH for spending 1171 minutes with me this year on Spotify. You are my #1. #2020Wrapped open.spotify.com/wrapped/share-…

This is how my year sounded on Spotify. Get your 2020 Wrapped now #2020Wrapped open.spotify.com/wrapped/share-… I’m a bit surprised by Physical... I know the data doesn’t lie... but really??

very excited for the #trendi presentation!

My most viewed, by a massive margin, TilTok video has almost 125k views... I think it’s partly thanks to my super catchy catchphrase at the start so it’s now the official catchphrase of my life: My catchphrase is: “As you can see... I am a hoe...”

The Walmart grocery pickup bagging situation is out of control... I had 3 bananas in one bag, some apples in another, and A SINGLE LIME in an entire plastic bag... I swear I get 12 things and get home with 50 bags. Please make it make sense 😭

may I present...♥️ ffm.to/a_woman

I'm literally gasping I'm so excited to finally hear this album and I'm SO EXCITED for QvH ❤️ open.spotify.com/album/14sa31i2…

Me walking into Leo season like:

"Drawing on ancient texts and modern archeology to reveal the trans woman’s story hidden underneath the well-known myths of The Iliad" Wrath Goddess Sing by Maya Deane goodreads.com/book/show/5746… via Goodreads

Just finished the first season of Astrid and Lilly Save the World and there needs to be a season two!!!! SYFY pleeeaaassse make it happen!!! It's so good!! 😭 #AstridandLillySavetheWorld #AstridAndLilly #AstridandLillySeason2 #RenewAstridandLilly

My alt Instagram feed is morphing from shirtless men to lazy capybaras and I'm ok with that.

Remember. If the shooter is: •Black: He's a thug •Immigrant: He's an illegal •Muslim: He's a terrorist •White: He's had a rough childhood & was bullied & girls never gave him a chance & he kept to himself & loved puppies & we must spend more on mental health. ITS. THE. GUNS.

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As I stroll on TikTok, I keep seeing parents video their children reacting to The Little Mermaid trailer. So instead of focusing so much on the negative, I thought I’d show a thread of the little black kids who are excited to see their favorite princess look like them.

Ok but this has no business being as funny as it is. Like, why does it have me in stitches 💀

Can I just be left alone please? Lol. I don't care how weird it is if I'm sitting alone if a room full of cheese and wine. Between that and being in a room filled with adults and ONE child, the cheese and wine is fucking paradise. Lol.

Anyone else parents denied getting them a pet for 18 years because “you can't clean your room so you can’t handle the responsibility of taking care of a life” as if their room wasn’t also a mess? 😂 Though, they may have been onto something bc I'm hella messed up lol