Ivana Sanchez (@vonstertonic) 's Twitter Profile
Ivana Sanchez

@vonstertonic

A person...like you...exactly liiiike yooouu. O.O

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Ever have a nightmare that was so potent that the fear and ambience sticks around after waking up? That's my current status Twitter. #happy?

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It is 2027. The 978th social network just launched. I wearily sign up, securing my username yet again. I sigh. A baby cries in the distance.

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So I'm enjoying being a nerd today. Hug a plushie. Be a nerd today. Watch anime. Work on your scrapbooking hobby. Build your Gundam models

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In this here jungle of the web! With the occasional spider scurrying amok! I do declare that I, Vonnie will journey to the center and---

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---and eat the spider queen/king and become the webs new ruler! I shall free you all from the tyranny that is these muthahfliping spiders.

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Bwhahahahahaaaahaaa-.....why must my maniacal laughter be interrupted every single time by a burst of involuntary flatulence?! TwT