Coworker asked if I knew how to fix bikes thinking like a fucking bicycle. I'm changing the oil for her Kawasaki with fucking chatgpt.

Mood

mfw single mom gave me the side eye while I'm day drinking at the pier.

Sent this to my manager

Got banned from r/relationship_advice, telling the woman OP to just say "sry not into chicks with dicks" who was asking on what to say whilst being accosted by a transformer

>get brown rice >boil it >comes out white wtf did uncle ben scam me

pop os, more like poop os. I'm reinstalling arch with hyprland

When your 10 year old mouse starts doing the unintended double click randomly

why the fuck do companies even care about phone colours when everyone slaps a case on them

Talking shit on discord hits different when you're just in a towel waiting for your hair to dry.

Ladies, ladies... One at a time please.

I feel so much better about my shitcoin losses knowing a lot of idiots had their life savings in csgo knives.

Asphalt

In case ya’ll are wondering why you can’t find the race statistics for rape in Sweden in light of the recent Eritrean migrant who raped that 16 year old White girl and still isn’t getting deported over it

coworker tried to get me to take her shift, too bad for her I've given up

Kõrge kaloraažiga indiviid tuvastatud.

>start drawing eyes >immediately lose interest in finishing this shit no wonder artfags are pissed at AI drawing so fast and fuck these fuck ass ten million layers if you dont name them

Forgot to goon and now it's no nut November

Watch out fellas, APPARENTLY when you add someone to a list they get a notification and get to see the members of the list.