Wow, you know. Who cares?

Checking in on threads

I believe they call this the boomerreich

One thing about a cats shit is it smells just like a normal shit despite being way smaller

Having to keep the cats litter box in the bathroom has made our relationship far more intimate

Doberman pinscher winning best in show is groundhog day for fascism

Grabbing the waiters arm nail first with a little bit too much force: do you have any more sauces

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When you think about the Internet, you have to think about the Dot Com bubble. The Dot Com bubble was basically a moment of "Internet bad!" Lol. But since then, what have we seen? Dot Org. Dot Gov. Dot EDU! Com was just the first fish out of the ocean zone. Now? We evolve.

Cat making sounds like when someone gets squelched in a movie. Not interested in checking that out

Inviting the king who wronged me to a nice dinner and serving him a pie made of my own son

Oh great. Barstool's epic new commercial has officially killed my last remaining grandfather. Perfect!

ABS another step in the long cold march towards the total abolition of friction. Don’t care about the ump getting it right. End result is less baseball and by that I cannot abide

Starting to think these “sports are rigged” guys don’t watch sports

Would suck to die and only make the “two per slide” section of the Oscar’s in memoriam

They got a letter in this one!

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