grok is this true? grok am I original? grok am I the only one? grok am I sexual?

Actual reasonable take

This is what the government is hiding from us

Gwar is Teletubbies for grownups

My favorite feature of no-show socks is how they roll up on your feet every 8 steps

Apple Pay consistently broken for anyone else on Chipotle, McDonald’s apps?

Me in the WSJ with my Knicks witchcraft purchase

I personally don’t really care that the man i’d never heard of before had an affair with the lady I don’t know who he works with at the company I know nothing about at the concert of the band I don’t like in the city that I hate.

This mf broke me as a child

Yeah but like what color is the non-visible spectrum of light?

I simply cannot understand how people enjoy things that I do not

Today’s Wordle had hands Wordle 1,496 X/6 ⬛⬛🟩⬛🟩 ⬛⬛🟩⬛🟩 ⬛⬛🟩⬛🟩 ⬛⬛🟩⬛🟩 ⬛⬛🟩⬛🟩 ⬛⬛🟩🟩🟩

I have never followed a live thread more intently

Worst opinion I’ve seen in my 16 years on this app

Me when I’m 0 beers deep

It’s core “tenet” not core “tenant” unless you’re a landlord

Anyone else having a bug on MTG arena where you can’t play EOE Jump In? Mine keeps kicking me back to the Home Screen after I select my first pack. I’ve tried logging in and out, reinstalling the app, making sure I’m not in FF Jump In. Still no luck. Been weeks. MTG Arena

I’m not sure I can think of a cornier film/TV trope than cocky dude eating an apple