...y'all think Joonie went on the low? 👀

This sounds elitist af, man.

I just saw VICE post a BTS clip. WHAT IS GOING AWN?!???

THE TIMING! 😄😄😄😄😄

*peeks in* BTS IS 7! OT7 BY THE OCEAN YOONGI AT HIS BOONGIEST THIMIN (THICC JIMIN) OFFICIALLY A JOONIE WIFE THOONGI (THICC YOONGI) NERD!JOON MALTA HOBI RETURNED TAEKOOK BUFF AF & FINE AF BODY HAIR HELLO TO YOU, TOO, JINNIE Miss them already. Have fun at work, guys! Love you!

Tae (whispering into the camera): "Joon don't know but we about to hook him him up with that fine-ass woman he got a crush on." Hobi: *nods and points at him* Nerd!Joon: "...what?"

They was like "BRUH! Now we ain't NEVER gonna hear the end of that 'marry me/I'm your wife' shit!" 😄

Praise be to St. Soobin

"Zhu"

PLEEEEEEEASE tell me somebody watches "Queen's House" besides me! 😫

STG THERE BETTER BE A BTXT COLLAB ON SOMEBODY'S NEW ALBUM!

1. I NEVER saw it for Jillian. She seemed like she was tryna be the 00s Susan Powter. 2. NOT HER TRYNA DO RUBY LIKE DUDE DID OL GIRL IN "FRESH"*! *the latest one, NOT the one from '94

Holy--! 🤯 How cool!

My armyversary is next week 🥹

*YELLS*

Am--am I finally gonna get a tannie meal? I missed it the first time around 🥹

Everyone asleep? Good. 🗣️📣"TOO MUCH", A SONG FROM 2023, SHOULD NOT BE NOMINATED FOR ANY AWARDS THIS YEAR! 🗣️📣 🐹 OR 🐿️ SHOULD WIN ANY ARTIST OF THE YEAR AWARDS BECAUSE THEY HELD US TF DOWN SINCE LAST YEAR AND RELEASED BANGERS! 🗣️📣 STOP WASTING TIME VOTING ON RANDOM SITES!!

OOP!

DID SOMEONE SAY IT'S THE 11TH ANNIVERSARY OF ONE OF THE BEST BTS ALBUMS EVERRRR?!?????

LFG!!!!