She’s kinda weird and a full-time goof 🤘🏼

I was a real bitch for a fake mf so it never added up, I gave him everything that I ever had and it still wasn't enough His loss tho💁🏻‍♀️

My house shopping is getting out of control 😬

Sitting on my sister’s couch in a bikini and sweating… and she tells me she lives like this all the time!? Fuck all that.

I shouldn’t text while intoxicated😂 I say the dumbest shit

Waiting for my sister to call me pissed off cause I used a wax strip to get rid of Peyton’s unibrow 😂

I really never thought I would be appreciated the way I am now..

My bf didn’t know there was a whole other isle of salsa outside of the chip isle 🤣

This ain’t about to work..

I can’t even begin to explain how thankful I am for him.

This child ordered mozzarella sticks from sonic…. I look back and he is tearing the crust off and only eating the cheese 🤣🤣

This man told me my tire was low on Sunday I was like nahhh my car tells me that shit it’s good. 3 days later:

Just waiting for a heart break.

So this is how this is gonna go?

I can’t be the only one constantly buying lotion that the pump won’t open, right!? Anybody else!??

There’s a group of like 5 guys at work that sit at a table together and silently watch That 70’s Show on a computer screen during lunch break and idk why I find it so funny but I do.

Things Peyton says: “we should go paint spots all over Subway so they will repaint it something other than that ugly brown”. 😂😂 right there with ya kid.

Hearing my mom tell my dad “Kanye West, they call him ye now, caused an uproar because he wore a shirt that said white lives matter. I looked him up he is black” was probably the highlight of my night. 😂

My man’s dad posted about me on Facebook before he did😅

Okayyyy, officially overwhelmed.