Michael Gove with Sven-Göran Eriksson's hair

Michael Gove with the hair of Sven-Göran Eriksson.

Noel Edmonds with the face of Noel Gallagher.

This is how we line up tonight. If you look closely you will see we have replaced the player's portraits with photos of their recently examined scrotums. It's all part of BALLSistic's #SpeakBalls campaign to get men talking about their testicular health AND men's mental health.

🚨 | SPORT: A dressing room insider has alleged that new England soccer manager, Lee Carsley, has ordered his players to "imagine the football is Oliver Cromwell's severed head" during a penalty shootout training session.

"It's what's called raw dogging. No fuel payments, no blankets, no heating. Millions of pensioners raw dogging winter, easy."

This was my favourite ever You Are The Ref

Lionesses From one Official Social Media Account Admin to another, you should probably avoid using that exclamation mark 👍

🚨 | MIDDLE EAST: The Institute for Policy Development has produced a video warning that unless the UK continues supporting Israel militarily Palestinians could use the remains of vehicles, hospitals & unexploded ordinance to construct a giant robot terrorist to destroy Tel Aviv.

Elon Musk with the jaw of Richard Keys.

Who wants to tell this idiot? 😂😂

Jeff Bezos with the jaw of Jimmy Hill.

Bill Gates with the jaw of Gabby Logan.

Jack Dorsey with the jaw of Des Lynam.

Mark Zuckerberg with the jaw of Mark Chapman .

Tim Cook with the jaw of Gary Lineker.

🚨 | BREAKING: Bazake understands that Giovanni Terenzio, an Italian Archbishop, has been elected Pope by the Conclave, becoming the youngest person to ever hold the position at the head of the Roman Catholic Church.

Well done to Liverpool FC. Champions of Britain 🎉

We are delighted to reveal the special goalkeeper gloves our custodians will be wearing throughout the #Remembrance period, starting with tomorrow's game against Smeeth St. Mary. #LestWeForget #RemembranceSunday #Poppies #PoppyAppeal #BehindThemAlways #TwoMinuteSilence #SRFC