.Andy Borowitz: Trump Agrees to Let Kim Jong Un Have Pence as Manservant nyer.cm/BcLPZIs

I’m hearing that several senior republicans in Congress are finally fed up and they are quietly planning to do nothing.

Best code editor. If you RT this up, it will show up on Twitter when people search best code editor. xD

a brief history of collusion: 1. NO COLLUSION! 2. maybe there was but I didn't know about it 3. maybe I knew but so what 4. lots of people collude 5. it's not illegal when the president does it 6. you can't indict a president 7. NO COLLUSION! 8. I'll collude again if I want to

#Masks4All: Why cloth masks should be required in public to help contain COVID-19. Please read and share this resource! masks4all.co/?utm_campaign=… via Jeremy Howard @camwoodsum

Can you help us get 2,500 retweets on this? I am the Democrat running against Devin Nunes and I need your help. We are 39 days out from the election. Help us add 10K followers this weekend. Retweet & ask everyone you know to follow this account.

Retweet if you’d like to see a United States Veteran, Systems Engineer, and single mother beat Republican Kevin McCarthy.

California state ballot initiatives are worded like “Vote no if don’t not want thing to do not happen, or will” and if you fuck it up you legalize babies working for Instacart

We found Molly's secret button.

I’m swapping pranks for thanks 👏 All you gotta do is tweet #GiveThanksNotPranks. Each tweet = $5 to DonorsChoose from T-Mobile.

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Just put the finishing touches on a brand new ebook. "Protein and Nutrition Hacks for Office Jobs and Business Travel" Could easily charge $47 for this, but I'm giving it away free. If you want it: - Follow - Retweet - Comment "send it" I'll DM a link.

@alextarhini_ @ReformedBroker sound good rant but not substantive - real estate ain't free. Edu ain't free. Only stuff that doesn't matter.

Spend millions on PR while student costs soar? It is time for Katehi to resign. diana lambert

Wondering what Betsy DeVos will to do the nation's schools? Look at what she did to Detroit: nytimes.com/2016/06/29/us/…

@andrewesmiller BlueChipDaily you are predicting that certain strategy has an edge. otherwise you would trade randomly.

@andrewesmiller BlueChipDaily webster "foretell on the basis of observation, experience, or scientific reason"

Great videos but can I whine - Flash makes it impossible to play at faster than normal rate. Look at youtube. Can play at faster rates.

When you’re the President and your party controls both Houses, only the most minimal level of competence is needed to keep the government open. #TrumpShutdown