Quotes by my four-year-old "I got my finger stuck in a bagel, so I had to eat the bagel off it." "Why does poop come out of your bum instead of your mouth?" "Wouldn’t it be silly if a fish came out of the sink?"

A company whose tag-line is “bullying, multiplied”

The real reason Gary Larson doesn't make cartoons anymore is that they'd all have to be depressing shit like a halibut at an underwater bar saying "can I get that with *extra* microplastics?"

Most of my scientific life is watching files transfer. #bioinformatics

reminder everyone: axolotls whoop and bark (very quietly)

hello (doodle) world

Perpetually in envy / trying to emulate the dark vibes of 伊藤潤二

attempting gouache