⠀ ♡ ❛ 𝓣he thing about the 𝓒at , ⠀⠀𝓢he never leaves empty - handed . ⠀⠀ —————— ˗ˋˏ 〝 FELICIA HARDY 〞 ˎˊ˗ ⠀ ⠀𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗵-𝟲𝟭𝟲 𝗯𝗮𝘀𝗲𝗱 , 𝗺𝗮𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗺𝗲𝘀 . ⠀

OOOOO good choice!

. . .no?

okay but like i’m sure it’s nothing.

*nicki minaj voice* OH UH OH BACK AGAIN

𝘁𝗲𝗺𝗽. ⠀ pinned. ⠀ mcu's 𝙥𝙚𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙥𝙖𝙧𝙠𝙚𝙧, 𝗽𝗼𝘀𝘁 nwh. ⠀ portrayed by tom holland, ⠀ college aged, attending 𝗲𝘀𝘂. ⠀ ⠀ 𝗰𝘂𝗿𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗹𝘆 in possession of ⠀ earth 688's ( 𝙫𝙚𝙣𝙤𝙢 ) symbiote. ⠀ ⠀

idk who this is about but i’m sure you’re wrong

hiya gwendy!

hi weirdo

says you first

NO

mj, you’re too kind

i am an unforgivable creature. but darling， i will love you. i will love you through all my disgusting performances.

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ 𝒎𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝒐𝐬𝐛𝐨𝐫𝐧. 𝒕𝒘𝒊𝒏 𝐬͟𝐢͟𝐬͟𝐭͟𝐞͟𝐫͟, 𝒇𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐚.

[ waves awkwardly ]

My therapist says “you don’t have to be your father.” Which is true. I’m already hotter and marginally more stable.

damn he has another kid??

hi queen

pokes ℳ., 𝒪𝐬𝐛𝐨𝐫𝐧.

you’re the closest to heaven that i’ll ever be.