folks they’re telling me, more and more every day, to cast it into the fire, to destroy the ring. i don’t think we’re gonna do that folks, don’t you agree? more and more people are telling me that it’s mine, it’s my own, and quite frankly that it’s my precious.

It’s crazy that huge swaths of the population are now scrolling through stuff like this all day. It’s like if in 1995 the main TV networks suddenly just started showing nonstop 24 hour footage of worms crawling around

Beatles came on in this restaurant and it's one of the old stereo mixes so the vocals were in the other room

top 10 reasons why it wouldn’t have worked anyway so might as well not even try

I want a “reverse Costco” where you can buy small amounts of items you will rarely use again, like specialty ingredients. Let me pay $1 for 1 oz of fish sauce. Yes, I can get much more for not that much more money but then I’ll feel guilty every time I see it in my fridge.

more like a-bore-ra snore-ealis

How does this help them play football

do people in the EU have a meter fetish

how the fuck do you even begin to combat this degree of misinformation? this is the wealthiest guy on the planet who gets billions in govt subsidies openly lying abt immigrants and the dems on the #1 podcast days before the election.

Last thought before attempting to go to bed: if Americans are willing to reelect Trump after everything he’s said in the past three months, there’s nothing Harris could’ve done.

In the coming days there's gonna be a lot of opining about what the Harris campaign did wrong, but this election was not an indictment of Kamala Harris. It was an indictment of America.

here's what you're gonna do, skinner. you’re gonna purchase fast food, and you’re gonna disguise it as your own cooking. now, the superintendent might raise an eyebrow at that, but you stick to your story. if he says anything, say it’s an old family recipe

fun fact: all people who invented special relativity are now dead. think before you equate mass with energy

writing christmas song without rhyming year and cheer challenge: impossible

I learned yesterday the video I made in 2017 explaining how Bitcoin works was taken down, and my channel received a copyright strike (despite it being 100% my own content). The request seems to have been issued by a company chainpatrol, on behalf of Arbitrum, whose website says