I’m sorry but there’s no way Jordan Peterson is better than Lebron. Does he even ball???

Had a clearly disturbed dude acting reaaaal sketchy in front of our house the other day & my 1st thought was “getting murdered right now would be pretty hilarious.” (We didn’t call 911 bc I didn’t want cops to kill him, but I did grab my knife in case I had to (I didn’t 🙏🏼 )).

Wrote/recorded a new banger today based on a true story. Ya never know what you’re gonna find on the beaches of New Jersey.

Did a mic last night at a Philadelphia Eagles/Beatles/Royal Family - themed bar which I’m just going to assume is owned by my arch-nemesis who only opened the place as a direct personal attack on my senses.

Are you tired of people always yelling at you to be productive/successful all the time??? I know I am. Welcome to my first Anti-Motivational video, I hope it doesn’t change your life in any way whatsoever! #motivation #motivationalquotes #selfhelp #peptalk #CarCrash

Missed a call from old pal/roommate who used to steal change from my wife to buy heroin (he’s clean now) so I call him back & was like “sorry I was getting a Swedish massage, I’m sore from hiking” & then he said he had to go get in his sauna bc he’s going to the symphony tonight.

We were talking about our tragic old Bruetown alumni Reid yesterday & I was like “I think he might’ve poisoned the cat too,” & Eve was seriously like, “no way, I don’t think he would’ve done that” & I was like “he literally KILLED A GUY” & she was like “oh right.”

My comedic timing is getting better & better out here! Last night I walked in on the women of Love Island S4 recording a podcast right as they started crying & beefin with each other. Keep an eye out for me as the guy they all look at offscreen like “wtf dude???” at the end!

I think my favorite thing about living in Venice Beach is that I almost shit my pants by the boardwalk this morning and I was freaking out about it until I realized that’s a totally normal thing to do in public here.

Just dropping in to tell ye LA folk that my band is in town & we got 3 shows this week, Cinema Bar tonight, Third Wheel Hollywood Friday night & TR!P Santa Monica Sat night. ✌🏼❤️

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