Lots of flags and bunting appearing now for the Queen’s jubilee. You could say, “people are literally jacking up everywhere”

The beard’s coming off. I’m starting to look like a poor man’s Eurovision entry

If the judge when delivering the verdict tomorrow doesn't say "I've Heard an in Depp version of both accounts" then what are we all doing #DeppVsHeard

Dermotitis noun A condition relating to over exposure to television and radio presenter Dermot O’Leary. Not to be mistaken with the more severe condition, Carr-Pool tunnel syndrome, relating to exposure to Jimmy Carr and James Cordon causing irritation in the eyes and ears

If a dog can win Britain’s got Talent, can’t we train them to use a fucking toilet?

That noise on the tube is mental now. Come on, enough’s enough.

Well that was fun while it lasted. Was it all a dream?

I can’t believe how bad the last episode of Neighbours was 😮 Bouncer will be turning in his grave

Sir Ian..Sir Ian..Sir Ian….

Everytime I open the cupboard I get an eerie feeling. reeceshearsmith & Steve Pemberton to blame! #insideno9 #dontopenthrbox

This stuff should be illegal. Well done #Lindt

Paul Simon is converting to Islam. He said: “You can call me Halal”

So, I’m setting up a charity for broken dishwashers. Rinse Aid

Great to see the #MOTD2 team all wearing their standard issue MOTD trainers. Also, great to see the great Alan Shearer challenging for a header even when he’s sitting down

Please welcome to the stage Ghanaian-British rapper, singer, songwriter, entrepreneur and investor. Kwasi Esono Danquah III AKA…

We love this snap of a few of the team taking our approach to being a "green" supplier a little more literally than we anticipated... 😂 (Seriously though - did you know our warehouses and offices are all powered by renewable energy?). #SustainableEvents @EventVision2025

Catching up on What We Do In The Shadows season 4 episode 8 👌🏼😎🧛‍♂️🔨🪚⚰️

Geoff Linton lintonating

Even though I already knew the outcome of Wrexham AFC last season I still…. Well…it made me cry watching #WelcometoWrexham Just beautiful ❤️

I didn’t realise that the band Squeeze is made up of Arsenal’s infamous Tuesday club from the 90’s? But there they all are on the sofa 🤷🏼‍♂️ Squeeze