I'm helping the 'Mum Taxi' stay awake. It's tiring work ...

It's been an exhausting long weekend and then I was capsized by chin rubs from the junior human! Back to normal (feeding times) tomorrow, one hopes ... #Easter

Aha ... Now their absence makes sense! I may return soon to congratulate him ... #proudears again 🐈‍⬛

Capsized by the junior human's chin rubs again ... pic.x.com/jOJbFLTD6p

I've added a new family member. I'm sure the humans are delighted! They like pets and now I have one of my own ... which I may eat later #catandmouse

Apparently my human was into rather larger pets in her youth ... This oversized cat was called Prince #petswehaveloved

He's got almost as much fur as I have! Well done junior human George 🐈‍⬛🏆🐈‍⬛

Did someone say bedtime? Don't mind if I do ... #catnap

Nearly 7 years on and I still haven't caught it ... #chasingmytail

Feeling slightly Pre-Raphaelite in my wildflower meadow ... #flowers

Just getting comfy ... Night night fellow purrers #CatsofTwittter

Don't judge me: I had a busy night ... #catnap

I'm trying out the two-tone grey/black look today ... dust from the lane?? No!! Exclusive treatment in the salon of course 🐈‍⬛ #dustbath #meandmyshadow

I've recorded an introduction to one of the videos my human has been recording. I don't find them all that interesting but I don't think I'm her target audience ... #catsonfilm

It's very quiet now junior human has gone off to university but I am managing to relax ... #emptynest

I knew relaxing was a mistake. She locked the cat flap, got out the carrier and took me to the V E T who said I needed to go on a diet! I will just have to catch more of my own 🐀🐁 to supplement the meagre rations #outrage #foragingforfood

I have been accused of bringing an unwanted rodent into the bedroom, chasing it under the bed, setting off a blood pressure monitor and then eating my 'pet' ... Apparently I kept the big scary human awake ... Does it look as though I'd do a thing like that? #butterwouldnotmelt

It's lovely to have my human back. I brought her a 'Welcome Home' gift. I'm not sure she appreciated it. It was a fully grown rat (deceased) - I think it was marvellous ... she wasn't as delighted as I'd hoped ...

I like her blanket and she says it prevents her from being perforated ... whatever that means 🐈‍⬛

Extreme washing position on the stairs - expert cat level 🐈‍⬛