I am begging the men who believe this is true to put down their phones, go sit on a bench outside, and look at the couples who pass by. More often than not you will see men who are short, balding, not particularly handsome, potbellied, etc happily partnered. GO OUTSIDE

I believe the A&W Guy could fully reshape the NDP into a national juggernaut. Find me a Canadian more powerfully associated with the colour orange currently

i think we are at our most kind when we have to walk everywhere, there's a lot of hate in my heart since I started driving

ADHDer about to make a mistake: “I’ll put my drink in the freezer so it cools down faster!”

3D animation and live action can’t even do stuff like this I still don’t understand why 2D animation went obsolete with the biggest animation companies. It’s such a lost art.

The word “sacrilegious” has lost all meaning

I’ve been itching to start making vid edits again and the first one I make will be using Mia Goth’s characters in the X/Pearl/MaXXXine trilogy with this song and if I can make it the way I can see it in my head it’s going to be so good

A moment of silence while we listen to the anthem one last time

One of the worst things a jig can be is up.

PBS helped raise me

ADHDers who tend to say yes to everything be careful, not just because of burnout but the moment you say no to something because your plate is full people become less understanding and will switch up on you

just visited the gas station where i accidentally left my truck in gear a few years ago and it rolled into traffic. the guy remembered me immediately. life is such a rich tapestry

just realized my brain reads “embed” like the b is silent “emmed”

NS Power’s bill estimate being over double your normal bill for that period while you’ve been limiting your electricity usage to the point of discomfort is SO cool

I feel like a lot of late 20s early 30s people are *choosing* to feel decrepit and ancient and you literally don’t have to

I’m coming out as pro mall I love shopping in physical stores and trying things on and feeling the material and walking around with multiple bags from different stores and getting a little snack at the food court

hey apple what’s up with autocorrect throwing completely random words into most of my texts lately… what’s up with that

they gush about y2k fashion but they won’t touch capris. they won’t come within 10 feet of a capri pant. cowards

Nobody wants this, let us turn it off.