I just ran in to the king of communism Bernie Sanders at LAX and he literally ran from us🤣🤣🌋 Crowds were cheering me on! Epic video coming soon;)

Ireland is not part of the “British Isles”. It is a colonial term used by imperialists to lay claim to Ireland. Ireland is not and never has been a fragment of Britain.

Gwyneth Paltrow sued for allegedly skiing into someone, skiing away trib.al/ULVvNJc

Drake and Adele went bowling and vaping together over the weekend in Los Angeles goo.gl/Vific9

Ain’t shit wild about it! It’s a real injury! Imagine having a 300 pound sloppy fat boy run full speed and make direct contact with your spine! I’ll be back soon like I said.

Planning a move to Brooklyn so I can get me a broad that looks like popeye the sailor man

What do you think of my new Roblox Avatar? We are inspiring a new generation of leaders who will make a difference in the world. 💙🇺🇸#RobloxDev

Whole Mars Catalog Haven’t even had sex in ages (sigh)

We teamed up with Guitar Center to surprise a flight full of Customers flying out of Long Beach with a ukulele and a lesson. By the time they arrived in Honolulu they were pros.

Rock star Bono, the 26-year-old who disarmed a gunman in last month’s Monterey Park, California, shooting, and the family of Tyre Nichols will be among the featured guests sitting alongside first lady Jill Biden at Tuesday’s State of the Union address. trib.al/JjE0Yj0

Boston, MA - A Boston Police officer sustained a head injury after a mishap at a playground on Congress St downtown. Boston EMS treated the officer.

We singles live empty lives of quiet desperation and will die alone. Now Rubio is demanding that we also fund happy families with children who fill their days with joy.

The year is 2100 all the men have died from dick cancer after abandoning their wifes for silicon sex robots there is now world peace and women have learned to reproduce on their own

Sheldon Cooper voted funniest character on television. ladbible.com/entertainment/…

Meghan Trainor was in the middle of taking a Snapchat when her "Spy Kids" boyfriend proposed to her bzfd.it/2DHgNo5

If you wore transition lense glasses in middleschool u were basically supposed to get bullied u cant even be mad tbh