Deep in thought…pondering the great questions of the day….

Basilisk is such a cool word. Fuckkkk

Proud Crusader in the War on Everything

The White House needs a large concrete outdoor parking garage connected to the building

Ten days since Charlie fell. My connection to reality is increasingly severed. I can smell colors. The President speaks to me through my dreams, he calls me a name I scarcely remember. Candyland calls.

To be twelve in an ageing world is the most revolutionary thing you could be. Sadly everyone is 67 now

The way moss grows on rocks is much appreciated

soy out...chimp out...I am ready......

We aren't that far away from a main character being named Barthalius Mule and everyone pretending like that's normal