You either die a hero, or you live long enough to become the villain. Or you Twitter gets hacked, idk, one of those two.

The Scream, 2022

The closer you are to winning the more it sucks to lose

Vibes for this long drive

GM from the vaporwave

Cheers to Sarver being suspended, jeers to the NBA’s investigation failing to turn up anything as hilarious as this Donald Sterling deposition excerpt

Tom Brady x Kim Kardashian

While everyone is speculating on Twitter’s blue tick, Elon has taken private one of the largest data sources on earth to train AI on human interactions and thoughts. And you thought Google capture was clever/invasive. In AI, he who has the largest proprietary data sets wins.

FAFO

Best tasting fruit > Low hanging fruit

Eminem dissed Will Smith before it was cool

The United States shot down a UFO over Cumtown, Alaska today, 69 days before 4/20. The simulation controllers are literally turning us into a meme in 2023

Can you believe this tweet is still up LMAO #Alameda

Diaz 🇺🇸 vs Mcgregor 🇮🇪 Mcgregor was undefeated in the UFC and seemed virtually unstoppable. Nate Diaz had the opportunity to dethrone him after his legendary call out. Nate Diaz certainly delivered, he submitted Conor via rear naked in round 2

I have taken to screwing with scam texts. It is my only joy during a dark period.

Well folks looks like it’s officially the end of the world

1) Invest the $49M into equities and Bitcoin 2) Borrow against it, to pay for the surgery 3) Try not to get margin called

You have lost a quarter of your purchasing power in 4 years and no one is rioting. You literally were made 25% poorer so the government could spend more money to hand out to their friends. The entire fucking country.