I still don’t know why, but my spidey senses will not stop tingling regarding this company. Something very evil and nefarious was taking place. I’m leaving this here for the sake of posterity.

Of course the ‘Mass Shooter’ in Manhattan has been Found on the 33rd Floor… of all Floors… of the Blackstone Building… and there are exactly 6 Victims. You couldn’t make this up.

How do they consistently make us look so awesome?

'Ending homelessness' would require ending major mental illness and drug addiction. Tens of thousands of psychiatrists, clinical psychologists, social workers, and others have been trying to do that for over a century, spending tens of billions of dollars of federal research

Interesting context: In 1938 Alex Langsam and his parents fled Austria for Britain because of the nazi's treatment of Jews. Langsam, now the founder and CEO of Britannia Hotels, thanks the Brits by lobbying for mass migration and makes millions every month renting out his

Delusional Takes

Men fall in love when they experience increased vasopressin—a stress hormone. Want a guy to fall in love with you? STRESS THAT MAN OUT. Worry him. Raise his blood pressure. Give him deadlines. Hide his car keys. Tell him your mom is coming to stay with you for a month.

There's nothing like rummaging around in the archives of a site that's been around since 2006, clicking on the links of the sites they recommend, and every single one being a dead link. An entire internet, lost. And we were told whatever we put online was forever.

People laughed at me for my love of them but when my em-dash stanning allows me to trick the rogue AIs into thinking I’m one of them, who will be laughing then? I mean, the AIs, sure—but hey, at least I’ll still be there.

Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 You know maybe you’re right, why don’t you and I make a video of you attempting to purchase an automatic rifle legally in the US. You know, just to show how easy it is?

Having too much sex can cause memory loss. I read it on page 14 in a medical journal on the 14th November 2019 at 3.19pm.

You can have safe cities, clean streets, less traffic, a functioning healthcare system, and lower home prices All it takes is the will to cut off the flow of cheap illegal labor to corporations

Normalize being rude to foreigners in public.

They're literally admitting they run for office to insider trade

🚨ANNOUNCEMENT: I’ve taken legal action against Cornell University for racial discrimination. Represented by America First Policy Institute, I’ve filed an EEOC complaint after leaked internal emails revealed Cornell secretly ran a faculty search in my exact field (evolutionary biology) specifically

It is the year of masks-off for everything.

Catturd ™ Juan is the loneliest hombre.

Checking sources is a superpower--you would not believe the stuff people sneak into things. As one example: the book "Keeping Track" is by far the most influential anti–ability grouping book. Key to its argument is a claimed finding that 90% of students can master course

Clouds 🌧️ Quit your goddamn lying—nobody walked by and said a damn thing to you. You’re just making shit up for online sympathy points. Call me a TERF, I don’t give a fuck, ‘cause I’m sick of you motherfuckers lying through your teeth about shit that never happened. Nobody cares if you’re