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Happy Memorial Day!

The Anglo-Hispanic music wars continue, this time with a brutal surprise offensive by the Anglo side at 5:45 am in the gym parking lot

Well ok but I’m 99% certain it was Justice Alito. The Dobbs opinion (both the leaked draft and final published decision) was much sharper than it needed to be. I suspect the tone of the opinion made some of the justices—in particular Gorsuch and Barrett—very uncomfortable. Once

Insomnia Twitter: activate

We suffer the same as all humans living in the most advanced, wealthy country ever. We don’t b*tch about every minor inconvenience on social media, which is why we are often (read: virtually always) forgotten by popular commentators when they spout hot takes about the mood of the

Lol it’s not a trick of the light. Warm weather makes the skin of a dude’s scrote and shaft relax and hang lower. As I recall, this helps keep regulate the temperature of your goners so your sperms don’t die

The replies to this are insane. From both sides.

Grok says I slay

<rubs temples> I am one of the few remaining Old School Broadway Gays™️ (i.e., jukebox musicals are cheap trash, Sondheim is God, ALW doesn’t write musicals, and if Les Miz is your favorite musical I will bully you), and I would like to share some thoughts on this whole incident.

She said “don’t call yourself a vet, bitch” about Kecia Lewis. She used the same slur to refer to Glenn Close. She also called President Trump a “motherfucker.” She said nothing about Audra other than “she is not a friend.” The New Yorker tried desperately to make something out

😳😂☠️ I think Mama Jo got into the tequila tonight … 😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥

Hmmm I don’t remember the fella in the hat being there when I took that picture … 😂

LISTEN UP, SLOW-WALKING HETEROSEXUALS: This month y’all better pick up the pace or move to the side because I will NOT let you genocide me with your Becky-and-Chad-molasses-in-December shuffle!

The order taker at Big Boy just complimented talkingtomato “beautiful” sleeve tattoo in front of me, and do you know what my whore husband said in response?? “Oh, thank you!”

Hahahaha <snort!>

Beaver Nuggets are the shiznit

This is what happens when you send your thirst traps to a group chat full of gay men with photoshop skillz … 😂😂😂