being an oscar fan feels like being a dad who hates his daughter’s boyfriend but has accepted she genuinely loves him so now hearing rumors about her leaving him for a man with an even worse reputation has you defending the original boyfriend against your own will

non-ai version is much cuter

we gotta audit boston university this can't be

‘You’re either pregnant or you’re not’ ‘At the end of the day we all shit in the same toilet’ ‘If your mum had balls she would’ve been your dad’ I fear it’s obvious he doesn’t think before he speaks💀

this is definitely an endurance training thing but it’s way funnier to pretend he’s doing it because his hobby is swimming in hotel pools with flippers and goggles

Oscar needs to tackle his quarter life crisis like everyone else: make a Strava account or do the F1-driver equivalent of grad school and take a three-month course at Harvard. What is this talk about retiring? You’re 25. Get back in the car.

“wait a second i’m not making homoerotic eye contact rn… where’s eddie?”

your honor, we have never seen them together in the same room that’s all i will say!!

never deleting this app

boston players getting driven around by ilya when shane starts dating rose

was reading a hollanov fic and suddenly macklin celebrini was there