“I’ll be productive when I get home” when I get home:

why do I always get the urge to sort my life out at 9pm on a Sunday?? I have to be awake at half 4 and I can’t stop thinking

one thing about January is that she's going to make sure you feel all 31 of her days

“There’s no bro code, there’s right and wrong” a KING 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 #loveisland

"its all in your head" ok :) i live in there so :)

You should be able to take your dad to an autism assessment for Father’s Day. A bit like how you’d treat your mother to a full body massage, or an afternoon tea

Nah, I be talking

It is maddening how diabolical Stephen Demarco is tbh, every time you think he can’t get any worse, off he goes 🥹 #tellmelies

not now sweetie, mommy is having fun with friends on the computer

How it feels having the 1975 on your Spotify wrapped while matty is getting cancelled on Twitter

matty: i’m just having fun with my friends on the computer :) us, his friends on the computer:

If i believe you by the 1975

Not Curtis being like Ekin who? 😭😂

Can't argue with that.

THE FACT THAT THAT THE MOTIVATIONAL WORDS OF A LESBIAN UNLOCKED A GAY BOY'S TRUE POWERS IS SO POETIC.