[At the gym before someone teaches me the word spotting]: “hey bro will you take care of me and protect me?”

If the programmers like each other, they play a game called "pair programming". And if not, then the game is called "peer review".

It’s been a grueling 14 months, but this fight is bigger & more important than me. Exposing abuses of power is vital, especially as harm & human rights atrocities continue Australians deserve an independent, accountable ABC Federal court: Feb 3 DONATE: gofundme.com/f/antoinette-l…

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The largest city on the most populated island on earth is astonishingly massive… No this is not Tokyo. This is Jakarta, Indonesia on the most populated island on earth: Java

a pro-natalist, an absentee father, and a videogame cheat walk into a bar. the bartender turns to him and says, "masterful gambit, sir"

"Everything I say leaks," Zuckerberg says in leaked meeting audio. "It sucks" 404media.co/zuckerberg-say…

[trad-wifely] my manhattan-based crisis PR team and I are working 24/7 to get my babies freakazoid father to admit he had sex with me. we have not made any progress but we will keep the entire internet updated as our attempts to figure out his phone number progress

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Someone who has U.S. citizenship is an American. They executed an American teenager.

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Been spinning up a new project, an online directory of activist groups for (almost) every city in the US, especially for people who want to take steps to resist fascism but might not know where to get started! organize.directory

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2015: the office has a ping pong table! and a meditation room! and beer on tap! 2025: here is a toilet you can shit in.

#BREAKING: The IDF says it is preparing to launch an "unprecedented attack" against Hamas in the area. ab.co/3ScC1OH

The 3rd edition of Automate the Boring Stuff with Python is out, if you or someone you know has been meaning to learn to code. I'm busy revamping the website, but print and ebook copies are available at the publisher's website: nostarch.com/automate-borin…

I wrote a date me doc. Link in the reply.

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