Cut off the booze and half the political movements on earth would wither away in 24 hours.

Lost cup of coffee found soon after a made a second cup.

Mind altering substances by Door King Things ended up the same No matter what I done to my brain

A true democracy can rise no higher than its common denominator.

Does anyone sing Taylor Swift songs?

How do pro-lifers feel about miscegenation? Remember no abortions of any sort. The Dems will make it mandatory Just to hear 'em snort.

What advice did the councilor give the unhappy space couple? -- May the divorce be with you

In the wild messy eater leave lots for others to eat.

He's a "I killed a man in Frisco just to watch him die" kind of guy.🎤🎤

This place should be called Tweaker.

My advice to singers: Many a fine song has been ruined by phlegm, So cough up your mucous before you begin.

Tweak & Twerk -- New meth head convenience store chain.

Life: a series of events in which no choice is acceptable and not choosing is impossible.

Confuseus: The eye of a lover is more forgiving If the object of affection makes a good living.

Have you noticed how people are getting stronger? Almost anyone can easily carry a $100 worth of groceries.