Next thing Elon sees

Parents said video games were a waste of time. Turns out they helped accelerate the age of AI, thanks to GPUs

I still have no idea what $PLTR does and at this point I'm too afraid to ask

Tesla fleet data collection for FSD = Meta Ray-Ban Display data collection for humanoid

I think Zucc will enter the humanoid race. They will build the data flywheel for it with Ray-Ban Displays (and other AR/VR glasses), just as Tesla has with fleet data collection

We should have "XY happened before Roadster production" joke after GTA VI is released

My big picture

Me seeing a potential Claude Opus 4.5 drop after GPT-5.1, Grok 4.1, Gemini 3 Pro & Nano Banana Pro all released within a week. What a time to be alive

Hmm, I’m curious whether something specific happened inside the Tesla Optimus program. I see a lot of Tesla employees who worked on FSD/Optimus moving to Sunday

When my boss asks me when I will finish my task