remember if something on your computer isn’t working and you’ve tried all the things wait a few hours and then do the exact same thing it will probably work

ah, the 3 genders

“Just keep coding we can always fix it later”

me: hey cyber can you just not for a day technology:

Man there’s really an xkcd for everything

wonder what it’s like being so bored as a billionaire that you buy a social media platform just to destroy it

can’t stop thinking about how we all used to think old twitter was a dumpster fire now the fire is on fire

Hey #Twitter folks, I am looking at product manager, senior software engineers, UI/UX - anyone there ? Just let me know, and we can have a chat. Full remote.

what if everyone logged out of Twitter for 24 hours and it was just the tiny overlord tweeting new rules to himself for a day

idk who needs to hear this but please stop hardcoding credentials

aight friends, I’ve joined as @[email protected]

admittedly I’ve already started hanging around mastodon way more than I’ve been on here 😬

hello world, the ghost of twitter's past has returned