Alicia: Richie and Emily should be at the mall by now. Time to get ready and join them.

Richie: What the hell Emi!? Where's your shirt? Everyone will see you... Emily: No they won't. No one goes shopping anymore - ooh, look at this.

Emily: Look, some sort of Christmas store. Kinky name. Richie: Want to check it out Alicia?

Was it worth it?

Welcome to my little store. You look like nice young girls, mostly. We have all manner of Christmas gifts and clothes. Perfect for those snowy days and *ahem* cold winters nights. Why don't I show you what I have. *rip* There goes grannies pants again

Richie: Alright you exhibitionist, get over here. You don't need a sexual assault charge. Grannie: It's very much alright. I have to deal with naughty little girls quite often.

Alicia: Emily, Richie - look at this. I've never seen a bra in my size that I didn't need to custom order. Grannie: I keep all manner of sizes here in my store. As you can see from my own figure, us girls come in all shapes and sizes. Please go ahead and try it on.

Alicia: It's so comfortable. Richie, what do you think? Richie: Yeah.. looks really good. Alicia: I'll take it. Do you mind if I keep wearing it and pay for it now? Grannie: Please do, I insist.

Grannie: Thank you for your patronage. Would you like a cookie? They're a favorite of my husband.

Intermission

Ooh, I like this one. Ring it up for me Grannie.

I got sick, and now I'm 4 days behind what I had planned. C'est la vie - not like this story has gained any traction. This is why I don't do this kind of thing more often.

Richie: I think this looks pretty good. What do you think Emily? Emily: It's not bad, but I look better. Richie: What the...

Thank you for shopping at North Pole's Naughties and Nice. Have a magical Christmas.