The two times when money is no object is during a hangover and while waiting at an airport, peak “would purchase a $7 Evian” moments

Flies always land on shit. #Debates2020 #VPDebate

There's a fly on your head

Who will play the kamikaze fly on SNL?

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It took a dozen years and lots of tears. Excuses about why I couldn’t go to dinners or why my lunch was so sad. Eventually it got easier. And now that I’ve paid off my loans it’s only fair that nobody ever have to do this again. Burn this system down. Cancel. All. Student. Debt.

Lucasfilm was saddened to learn of the passing of David Prowse, who provided the commanding presence and imposing physical performance of Darth Vader for the Original Trilogy. He will be long remembered... strw.rs/6002HJ2xE

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Newest view of sunset on MARS. HD NASA. Stunning!

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“The honorary duty of a human being is to love.” #MayaAngelou

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I want to wake up one morning and find my #crypto portfolio worth $1,000,000. I know it’s possible.

Congratulations to Paul Rudd on being named People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive of 2021.

why do boys put on lip balm the way they do? i know you all know exactly what i mean

Look. This isn't intended to come across as antivax in anyway. I am triple protected and would do it again. But, it has significantly affected my menstruation. It has significantly affected a lot of women's menstruation. There has been hardly anything written about this.

I'm in my 40's and have a Math degree, so I'm one of the few people qualified to operate this system. #imperialmeasurements #BorisJohnson #comedy