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Vance’sMondayNiteAcousticPajamaParty 5TH ANNIVERSARY SHOW this Monday Nite (duh) over at his YouTube 7:30pmET. Will anything special happen? I dunno. Ok- I’ll wear these airplane-themed pajamas. Happy now?

Hong Kong and Philippines for the win!! 🏆 #MiamiOpen

TONITE Vance’sMondayNiteAcousticPajamaParty 5TH ANNIVERSARY SHOW over at his YouTube 7:30pmET. I’m trying to write a song today to play tonight. Come see if I succeeded. (No pressure, eh?)

Hey Tennis Channel If I hadn’t heard this with my own ears I wouldn’t have believed it. Wow. How do your folks keep jobs over there?

Vancefan!!! Do a big favor and donate to this kid’s Kickstarter? This is Halley Neal, student of mine, great singing acoustic monster. If she makes her nut I’ll tell the story behind the all-important watch The future is bright with artists like her kickstarter.com/projects/halle…

I never thought I’d praise this guy, but remembering when Mike Pence and his family were booed publicly at a performance of Hamilton, and he turned to his daughter and said “That’s the sound of freedom”. That’s a patriot right there. OMG was that me that said that?

This toilet paper. Why the tire marks on each side of it? This little tour-is it a tourlette? Do I bring that paper? 4/10-NEW LONDON CT- Garde Arts Center 4/11-LEWES DE- The Listening Booth 4/12-TOM’S RIVER NJ- Ocean CC tomorrow nite: AcousticPajamaParty at his YouTube 7:30PM ET

An ICON coming to Grunin Center for the Arts! newjerseystage.com/articles2/2025…

Joe Pickett. Wow

Hey AT&T - you’re not going to force me to give up paying by check! Every other of my creditors has received their check for payment except for you! Go check your mail room! Some people actually do still mail checks! And it’s not because we’re ancient. OK, it is but so what?

Worst episode of Tracker yet. Editing all over the place. Scenes left out like they were saving money. But Bobby’s back! Still ugh.

Pfffft. That Woman In The Yard can stay in the damn yard for 19.95. Shid, lady, here’s a rake - make your ass useful while you out there.

Find me on Bluesky! bsky.app/profile/vanceg…

Heads up that on this Sat, May 3, my friend Cliff Eberhardt and I will be swapping songs and stories at The Towne Crier (Beacon, NY). Songwriting secrets and shenanigans. You comin'? townecrier.com/events/cliff-e…

Towne Crier Beacon NY Sat nite May 3 where I’ll be with Cliff Eberhardt singing and talking about song origins and writing please come so the owner gets off my back about people coming omg already please come. townecrier.com

Omg hahahah damn spheres and heavens…that’s my “fortune”. Never mind you then. See you tonite 5/11 7:30pm ET for Vance’sMondayNiteAcousticPajamaParty

I have three words for you. Luke. Kor. Net.

Hi Friends: My GoFundMe is now up if you'd like to contribute. Thanks. ❤️ bit.ly/gofundvance

Thank you SO MUCH for your contributions so far! What an overwhelming response. So very grateful! If you haven't donated yet, or can just share the link to help get the word out, here it is: gofund.me/3763c1b6 Love y'all!