Brother-In-Law: ugh, that champagne is giving me heartburn. Nephew: it wasn’t champagne, it was Rosetta

If you are what you eat I am currently cheese based dips

Thank you for being a friend

Not even 3 minutes into the #HarryPotter20thAnniversary special and I’m tearing up. I wasn’t allowed to read these books growing up, so naturally I read them when I got to college. They have shaped my life as a teacher and reader.

Lady: What does your sweatshirt say? Me: “Pemberly”, Mr Darcy’s house in Pride & Prejudice. Lady: Oh, I’ve never seen that show. Me:

Daily conversation between Robert Tellgren & I: One of us: I need to tell/ask you something, but I can’t remember. The other: You need to start writing it down, we’re in our 30s. *remembers approximately 42 minutes later*

Opening ceremonies commentators really working to sandwich heartwarming stories between explanations of geopolitical shitshows

I mean, if anything, this is a great night at the symphony. #Olympics

Me, a Midwesterner, watching the parade of countries: “Oh those coats look warm.” “Ope, that’s a long zipper.” “I need that outfit to scoop snow.” #Olympics

Shaun White out here letting us all know that 35 is the new 20. #olympics

Nothing hits the spot quite like a Reese’s egg.

My toxic trait is thinking I know a better route than the detour sign suggests.

Solid start to the school year with a dead battery and a great opportunity to catch up with Ryan Higgins. Grateful for all the connections I’ve made over the years with CouncilBluffsSchools. Let’s have a great year, regardless of the circumstances #cbcsd 😅

Honestly? The best thing about bein' a woman? Is the prerogative to have a little fun

Taylor Swift literally reunited The Civil Wars to recreate one of her best songs there is nothing she can’t do