While the rest of the country panic buys toilet paper and water, Jersey be like: #NJ #NewJersey #Covid_19 #coronapocalypse #coronavirus #CancelEverythingNow #CoronaOutbreak #Jersey #ToiletPaperApocalypse

Some: THe wOrLd iS EnDinG! Me: Hold on....I gotta clean out my sock drawer. #COVIDー19 #coronavirus #StayHome #CoronavirusPandemic #newjersey #jerseygirl

When you realize that you need to stay home but you have cheese and wine in the fridge. #LockdownNow #MondayMorning #COVIDー19 #coronavirus #StayAtHome #StayHome

Go, baby boy...Go!

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What in White Trash Hell is this?? #StayAtHome #doritos #Thoughtoftheday

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He doesn't seem to grasp that people are dying from this shit... Is it his job to harvest souls for Satan or something? #TrumpMeltdown #StayHome

I have these moments of honest optimism followed by dark crashes where it feels like nothing will ever be sane or right again. But we all have each other, right? If we have that...there's hope.

#wednesdaymorning #WednesdayWisdom

"All that boundless energy will be mine. By merging with all the energy of the Planet, I will become a new life form, a new existence. Melding with the Planet... I will cease to exist as I am now... Only to be reborn as a 'God' to rule over every soul."

You've got some nerve parading around as something you're not. You're nothing more than a pale imitation, a cheap slut in knock-off drag. I looked forward to getting to know you & having you in my life but you lied to me. Fuck you, Oatmeal Raisin cookie. #SundayThoughts #lies

Some people: "I won't wear a mask! My RIGHTS!" Also some people: "Invisible friend in the sky? Of course!!!" Same people: "Science? I don't believe that nonsense!!!" #coronavirus #WearAMask

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Please vote Walking Bag of Shit, also known as Donald Trump, out of office. He is a stain on our country that has lingered for too long. Vote early, and if you can, get your friends and your family to vote too. We have all suffered enough.

Get ready To fight for what is ours We can take the world And make it our own #BidenHarris2020

This is a wake up call for republicans.