The phrase "My kingdom for a horse" proves that Richard III was the first victim of Umamusume's pull rates.

Started recruiting people to my ERP server like its the NFL draft

FUHAHAHAHAHAHA

I drink soda I eat pizza

this the shit Nasu writes for Shiki's inner thoughts when he doesnt get a sausage egg and cheese biscuit

this how it feels to date cis women as a transfem

ワンドロBBちゃん！！ 一番くじいよいよ明日！！！💜 #Fateお絵描き聖杯戦争 #FateGO60分draw

Rubbing the ears of my emotional support elf to calm myself down

"Maximize your reading potential" is a very weird way of saying "Completely destroy your analytical and reading comprehension skills." If you find a text very difficult, read it again. Still don't understand it? Read it again. Keep doing that until you understand it.

Knox's 5th (umineko spoilers kinda)

We can't keep meeting like this. #deadlock

Oh to be a fat rat

💝 HAPPY VALENTINE 🍫

remember... if you're alone this valentines day... that just means your aura is too powerful... and that your presence is enough to scare many... spend this time embracing your dark aura... not showering... and eating entire rotissere chickens slathered in mayonaise...

代行者といえばこのポーズ

best friends

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