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Val

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calendar_today22-02-2024 01:08:18

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>Father simulator releases >Human extinctionists pretend anyone interested wants to clank the android Strangely, the people who claim to be the ultimate human force of good refuse concepts like parental responsibility and childhood innocence

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Meanwhile drinking a beer while surrounded by people who don't drink is like being 50 years old with two ex-wives and faint memories and a shirt from a garage band you wanted to start before you started spending 10 hours a day hauling whatever for whoever

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Sugar is the first natural craving we get- we're born with it. This craving predates candy and allowed energetic children to get a lot of energy from food. Now we have candy and lethargic children. It's not the candy that's the problem, it's the way kids are raised.