❪ ♛ ❫ ﹔𝖳𝗁𝖺𝗇𝗄𝗌 𝗍𝗈 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝖵𝖾𝗋𝗈𝗇𝗂𝖼𝖺'𝗌 𝖺𝗇𝗀𝗋𝗒, 𝗐𝗁𝗂𝖼𝗁 𝗆𝖺𝗄𝖾𝗌 𝗆𝖾 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫! ❞ ┊ Of British nobility. ┊ Ashford Lineage. ┊ Project CODE: Veronica. Resident Evil CV | Darkside Chronicles ↓ 𝐈𝐍𝐅𝐎 ↓ —— #ʟᴇxᴛᴀʟɪᴏɴɪs

⠀⠀ out of 𝔰𝔲𝔣𝔣𝔢𝔯𝔦𝔫𝔤 have emerged the strongest 𝗌𝗈𝗎𝗅𝗌﹔the most massive characters are seared with scars. 〞 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐈𝐌𝐌𝐔𝐍𝐄 ┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈ ˏˋ foolery by ♯ hysterics ⠀⠀

ㅤ Geez , now she's dying to know what he did to be given the pleasure of working night shift.. But regardless, anyone who pulls an all-nighter at the station is at least entitled to a decently well brewed coffee. And so Jill settles one onto his desk from behind.

⠀ 𝗧𝗢𝗗𝗔𝗬'𝗦 𝗧𝗢-𝗗𝗢 𝗟𝗜𝗦𝗧 : • Kick Joseph's ass. • Turn in finalized reports. • Hit Jack's bar after work.

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 𝘑𝘪𝘭𝘭.𝘦𝘹𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨.

ㅤ What did he expect from the men here that run around in uniform and behave like newborns? It was bound to happen at some point. Luckily Chris wasn't involved ━ That would have doubled the repercussion. Anyway, let her catch Joseph in the parking lot tomorrow morning.

ㅤ Her ears did not just endure another one of those 𝙬𝙤𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙛𝙪𝙡 sandwich wisecracks.. God have mercy━ the migraines are back.

⠀⠀ Thanks for the heads-up. Now she will definitely be stashing her lunch in the locker room. Enjoy the middle finger, officer dingus.

⠀⠀ A frog infested office? Genius.

⠀ Jill Valentine simping for every Chris on her timeline? Quite likely and oh-so unhealthy.

⠀ Why bother with Leon Kennedy when that doofus exists?

⠀ ⠀ ‍⠀ In all due respect, sir— Fuck you.

⠀ ⠀ —— It is said that vengeance is sweet , but it has ever only tasted like 𝑩𝑳𝑶𝑶𝑫 to me ﹐ # tlou ⋮ multi-verse ·˚ ✎ 𝘥𝘦𝘭𝘹𝘳𝘢 ⠀ 𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐔𝐑𝐄 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐒𝐔𝐑𝐕𝐈𝐕𝐄 ⠀

⠀ Bleeding ear cavity. Check.

⠀ Not sure if being categorized as a "boomer" by some teenage kid is going to make her any less of a boomer.

⠀ If anyone is a boomer, it's you.

⠀ If you can't beat them. Join them.

⠀ If you can manage getting two boomers to call each other boomers , then 、my friend 、you've won. ⠀