Hey guys, wanna feel old? I'm 40. You're welcome.

Now the No.1 reason ppl pick their form of transportation is avoiding risk of infection, stronger than even time-to-destination.

when you need to confirm you're not a robot

a normal person explains what’s happening on the stock market:

Happy Saturday to everyone but especially Yo-Yo Ma who got his second dose at our local vaccine clinic today and played a concert for everyone during the 15 min waiting period

I started asking my 10 year old son ‘who did you help today?’ instead of asking ‘how was school?’. He now starts his stories with ‘I held the door’, ‘helped a friend with math’, or ‘asked someone to sit with us at lunch’. He is deliberately sharing how he was being helpful.

My child just pointed to an em dash in her book and said “what is that?” and HERE WE GO I’ve been preparing for this moment my whole life

If COVID-19 has taught me anything, it's that more people than I would have guessed would fail the marshmallow test.

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For the love of god, it’s time to stop hiding passwords behind those stupid dots as I type them. No one is looking over anyone’s shoulder. We’re all alone. All the time. Constantly. N00n31sL00k1ng! oh whoops that’s my password

itsy bitsy spider is just sisyphus for toddlers

FIX THIS, McDonald's. Derek’s mom has Alzheimer’s. Police are sending helicopters over the desert. 200 volunteers are scouring Phoenix. AND YOU WON’T LET THE FAMILY LOOK AT A VIDEOTAPE? We have an eyewitness CERTAIN it’s her. Please RT so McDonald's does the right thing.

Hey everybody. Derek’s mom is still missing. derekpowell All it takes is one connection. Please spread the word. Re-spread the word. Anything you can do to bring her home. Her name is Roberta Braden. “Bobbie”

Picked up my sons from school and stopped to get gas, invited them to get out of the car and learn how to do it. Afterwards the 11yo says, "Thanks for the life lesson, but I'll never drive a gas car," 13yo says, "This is like the time you showed us how a pay phone works." 😂

GAME ON! Bollinger Motors teams up with Mullen Automotive. Mullen's investment in Bollinger Motors will fund the development of the Bollinger B4 all-electric chassis cab and will help bring back the B1 and B2. Full press release at mullenusa.com

Hands-free telephone headset tv commercial from 1993

a media executive i worked for called me once in a panic at midnight because he saw a youtube clip of a manatee with eight million views and he wanted to know why our site's videos didn't have eight million views and i said we should pivot to manatees