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Baffled!

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Work for the weekends, not on the feckers!...unless you're a DJ...obvs ✌🏽

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Prem Sikka (@premnsikka) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Yorkshire Water and Northumbrian Water have nearly 200 criminal convictions between them. On 6 August 2024, Ofwat fined them £47m and £17m for sewage dumping. Fines not paid, will not be paid. Firms claim to have invested. No penalty for abusing laws leftfootforward.org/2026/01/public…

James Melville 🚜 (@jamesmelville) 's Twitter Profile Photo

“Let’s spend £4.5 trillion on net zero over the next 25 years. Let’s sign a major energy deal with Chins but not publish the details. Let’s ban new oil and gas licences in the North Sea but spaff away £40billion buying North Sea oil and gas from Norway. Let’s buy coking coal

James Melville 🚜 (@jamesmelville) 's Twitter Profile Photo

“Let’s ban new oil and gas drilling in the North Sea but pay Norway £40 billion to import oil and gas from the North Sea. Let’s plaster solar panels on thousands of acres of farmland but have sun dimming experiments in a country that has the fifth least sun hours on the planet.”

“Let’s ban new oil and gas drilling in the North Sea but pay Norway £40 billion to import oil and gas from the North Sea. Let’s plaster solar panels on thousands of acres of farmland but have sun dimming experiments in a country that has the fifth least sun hours on the planet.”
Neil McCoy-Ward (@neilmccoyward) 's Twitter Profile Photo

So the minimum wage just went up and the government is very proud of itself. Here is what they are not telling you. Your wage goes up. Your tax goes up. Your National Insurance goes up. HMRC takes its cut before you see a penny of that £1,500. Now your employer is paying more

So the minimum wage just went up and the government is very proud of itself.

Here is what they are not telling you.

Your wage goes up. Your tax goes up. Your National Insurance goes up. HMRC takes its cut before you see a penny of that £1,500.

Now your employer is paying more
Jamais Vu 🏉🎗️ (@boot15_vu) 's Twitter Profile Photo

🚨The state pension & triple lock is the hot topic of the day — but almost no one is discussing what actually happened and why we’re in this mess. Instead, governments are dividing older and younger generations with perverse gaslighting. Here’s the truth: National Insurance was

Lynn #NoDigitalID (@lynnclark1) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Okey dokey Dear Boomers Sell your home Live the high life 🥂 Go on those cruises you’re accused of Spend it ALL!! Then get put into a home for your dotage & the taxpayer will pay £2K+ a week for your care (much higher than your meagre pension with triple lock) Enjoy!! 💋xxx

Baffled! (@valleynowords) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Can someone please explain to me how that dance group have just received the golden buzzer yet that girl from Halifax last week who sang Whitney like AN ABSOLUTE PRO and reduced me to tears, didn’t?!? #BritainsGotTalent

Baffled! (@valleynowords) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Can we take a moment to appreciate how fast the bottles of radox seemed to be running today! 🙌🏼 #londonmarathon #london #radox

Vit (@vitt2tsnoc) 's Twitter Profile Photo

It’s a sad day to see Claire’s close down. This is what happens when kids are brought up on influencer culture, they're not happy with 99p zigzag hairbands, peel-off varnish, earring STICKERS, and now need top-name skincare and Monica Vinader bangles. A total loss for childhood💔

It’s a sad day to see Claire’s close down. This is what happens when kids are brought up on influencer culture, they're not happy with 99p zigzag hairbands, peel-off varnish, earring STICKERS, and now need top-name skincare and Monica Vinader bangles. A total loss for childhood💔
Ricky Gervais (@rickygervais) 's Twitter Profile Photo

My new series ALLEY CATS comes to Netflix on 7 August. I've never been so excited/worried about any show since The Office. There's nothing like it. And as with all my work, some people will hate it & some will fucking love it. But how can I make sure everyone watches it? Help!

My new series ALLEY CATS comes to Netflix on 7 August. I've never been so excited/worried about any show since The Office. There's nothing like it. And as with all my work, some people will hate it & some will fucking love it. But how can I make sure everyone watches it? Help!