...a firm handjob is worth a thousand tweets

california is right here btw

you can tell adin ross unironically thinks he deserves to live

You are a grown woman desperately trying to be offended by the tweets of a 15 year old girl.

Tony Soprano after a 5 minute homophobic rant in front of Dr Melfi:

Gavin, know where you stand and stand there. You said you what you meant. I don’t know what billionaire got in your ear but it’s not working for you. This is not how you are going to win. It’s Apartheid and it’s a Genocide. Today! theguardian.com/us-news/2026/m…

He was John Fetterman

Source tells me moon is stable. Please god

dude I just want the bpm for the Eminem song

We're on the verge of a genocidal, nuclear war that our supposed "ally" has said he's ready to unleash. Would it be too much to ask for the Prime Minister to have something to say about it? Or do? Suspend US bases now.

LMAO

Amazing stuff

I’m terminally ill and will not recover unfortunately

I love you !!! I love you !!!

Today is World Penguin Day.

Got it done

everybody say how much you love his hat right NOW!!!