Day 2 of dying...might have to use that ol' hospital all the rich people are raving about....

Knowing that double dragon is taking me away from all the medieval fun I was gonna have this week.... - no Ren Fair - no video games - maidenless How's everyone's tarkov going at least?

Lol what's the medical term where you expel all liquids from your butthole and dehydrate yourself... Im alright...asking for a friend...

Hey babe, Why don't you put your head under the sheets and I wind tunnel 65 year old man breathe, cigars and potato breath right into your hot mouth... We're live. twitch.tv/lonnielightning

conspiracy theorists rn

Hey you. Im playing games. twitch.tv/lonnielightning

The more and more the years go by and the multiple people that told me, "Nah, you're crazy, your opinions are wrong and R6 is back!" This is my S.I 2020 video. youtube.com/watch?v=jsirZp… It's like I predicted the future... but whatever...*sips tea*

Hey. 1 forehead kiss... If you pop in. And I call you a cutie. We're live. twitch.tv/lonnielightning

Editing shorts for ARC Raiders has been....an experience...

Hey, I'm wearing my shorty shorts...drinking light beer, and actin'.....slutty.... btw...gonna be postin' my sexy insta here soon, so get ready for more booty shorts and cowboy boots. we live. twitch.tv/lonnielightning

You know in video games, where shit just...fits like a glove.

Hey, I'm doing silly willy funny wunnies on the tube. cum cum. twitch.tv/lonnielightning

This turkey would taste a hell lot better if my government wasn't a bunch of retarded sex cult pedophiles... Happy Thanksgiving everyone!