We share the same birthday…. December 31st

job shaming is so lame. everybody is just trying to survive.

The speed at which women catch feelings after sex really needs to be studied.

xG is such a legit stat man. Dinosaurs need to get on board with it. These are the results that were coming inevitably when they kept winning from screamers every week

If your last game is by 9pm and it's benfica make sure you cashout!

Which do you prefer?

adolf hitler in WHATTTTTTTTTTTT

Van Dijk from corners is up there with Gabriel!

Such an unserious league. Imagine a Prem team trying to demand a fixture change so we have more rest for the Champions League lmao. What a joke.

Cubarsi 114th appearance for Barcelona? At 19 years old 😭 This is criminally illegal.

Lamine Yamal abeg I fit see Hatrickk, I wan use am do project.

Watch the Sidemen video tomorrow to know why 😉

I need that yamal hat trick without penalty for an uncomfortable discussion today

It will always be Trey, he’s got something the rest of them don’t have. Manchester United.

We don clock you since Useless guy

e don enter trap skskskkskskskks

There would be no title race if Semenyo was not at City.

Guehi and Semenyo are the sole reason we're still in the title race Guehi has made us 10x better defensively and Semenyo is providing us goals when Haaland can't Incredible business Viana, fair play

🚨 𝗗𝗜𝗗 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗞𝗡𝗢𝗪: Borussia Dortmund have only lost TWO games in the Bundesliga this season. Both of them against Bayern Munich. ❌

“Help me put it in” No be say I no sabi where e dey, e get why I want make you help me.