there is no single day this video not come to my mind since i saw it. the “and teammate” , the huge 5 second silent stare to the camera. the flinch. not a single day really. such a intimate private moment.

Forgot it was Half Term

whoever chose the colours is my no.1 opp

james genie acaster

i still think of people getting a bounty for the first 3 days of the celebrations advent calendar

There’s only one thing that gives this look an upgrade. #MetGala

Do gcse students still run to Twitter and tweet after exams I miss that

I think crashgate should only happen again if it gets hulkenberg a win

hearing someone say ‘female’ instead of woman in real life

Trying to spend less time on my phone so I can get back to something I’ve loved doing since childhood: watching tv

i WILL continue to be a debby downer 🙏

I would say the reason they struggle to get dates is because they're racist little incel freaks

hamzah:

i like driving by myself. i just played the same 1 song 36 times

john kearns off menu tasting menu

i feel like a fkn millennial trying to work the new F1 app just tell me what time qualifying is please dpmo

slushynoobz x vanillamace x katie b omfg so many oomfs found dead

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